On Circumcision:

"Why are you whispering?" -Me

"Because I don't like talking about my p.enis in public. And I can never have it back!" -Adam

"You'll get it back in the millenium!" -Me

"So, he not only slept on your bosoms, but he drooled on them too? And he doesn't know??" -Bethany

"You heart me muchly" -Me

"You're thumpy!" -Bethany

"Yeah, I like him too! ;)" -Adam

"A tee-hee! *slap*" -Mike, Adam, Tessa and I

"You're skin looks great compared to last year..." -Muah

"You're My Lemon, Bekah." -Bethany

"We'll invite him when we feel like it. Which will be a long time." -Richard

"I'll chata your hor" -Anymous..at Betos at 2 am at Sadies

"Bru-ha-ha" -Mike

"Little Sally Walker walkin down the street.  She didn't know what to do so she stoped in front of me sayin, "Hey girl do that thing, do that thing now switch!  Hey girl do that thing do that thing now switch!" -Best game ever!!!

"Its cuz she likes my washboard abs!" -Adam at Sadies

"Uh..newspaper?" -Matt

"Ok, well!" -Me!

"The phone is purple!" -Bailey

"It's blue!" -Austin

"It's purple!" -Bailey.. so on and so forth. *groans in agony*

"Aw, you guys made my hair drip!!" -Mike

"If you want my body and you think I'm sexy common baby let me know!"  -Mike

"GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY!!!" -Matt, yelling at Puerto Ricians in a passing car who could beat him up in 30 seconds.

Me:  "Tch, I'm leaving.  You just want me for my blanket!"

Cooper: "No, come back!  I don't just want your blanket.  I want you and your blanket!  Come back I'm cold!!" 

"It was like the Sarah and Aspen King show!"  -Cooper

"Boo you whore!"  -Sarah

Sarah:  "Cooper, say something manly"

Cooper:  "My balls itch..."

"You are more entertaining that watching flies feed on the flesh wounds of the diabetics!"  -Robots

"I like you the way you are.  There is something to hang on to." -Tyler (in reference to me......and my stomach.......lol)

"She loves you, she loves you, give me my dog.  She loves you" -Sharley, said in a british/italian accent.

"I tend to clean up nicely." -Tyler to my mother when he came Sunday morning to come to church.  I laughed after he said this.  It was entertaining. 

"Life is short so live the happy moments!" -one of Lauren's..um, theories..

"Why would I want to listen to burnt-to a crisp anorexic blondes giggle?" -Tyler (in reference to all the girls at Prom.)

"We aren't fat...we're just fat lards!"-Clare (referring to me and her)

"A land of race car ya-yas..."-lyrics from Cake

"I'm going to change him!"-Lacie (referring to Zach..her PREVIOUSLY gay but CURRENT boyfriend...)

"Let there be an organic hush....and it was good." -Lauren

"Yes Lord, yes Lord, yes yes Lord..."-a Christian rock song

"Holy Spirit....breathe on me!"-another Christian rock song

"I'm goin outsssside.  Itsss stoo hot and ssticky in here." -Phil (said with a lisp)

"Loni!  Stop it!  Thats like the 20th time today you've made me touch your butt!"  -McCall

"Has anyone seen dad's PDA????" -Julie(Lauren's mom)

"I'm not judging him!  I'm just saying he's psycho!" 

"No Fat Chicks!"-Andrew

"She's gonna cream your cheese and have it on her bagle for breakfast," ~Lauren 

"You do it to me all the time, Bekah." ~Tim

*Draws circle on hand and raises eyebrows* How YOU doin' tonight..?" ~Adam and I

"Shu-up?!?!?!  Latissa's a MAN?!" ~Lauren

"So why did she go to Japan?" ~Me

"I found Mr. Right.  His boyfriend's pretty nice too.." ~McCall

"I should go on a diet" and then picks up a cookie and eats it.  ~Lauren

"Woot!  End scene" -Mike, Hadley, Adam, myself

Wentz wandered over to where McCall and I were selling things at the football game and asked where Loni and Justin went.  McCall said innocently, "They went to go do some 'lay-outs' for Newspaper."  Wentz, "Uh huh.  Riiiight.  Now what exactly is being "laid out" here???"